![]() Jonny is sitting in the middle of the floor, surrounded by smashed toys. Then without saying a word he gathers up Batman Arkham Asylum, Fallout 3, and FUEL, and drops them in the bin with dozens of other games.) (Grabs a handful of cake and throws it at the window.) AWAY! Do you understand? They depend on us now. (Turns white with horror.) Sir? Teams have integrated Games for Windows into their products. That’s why I need you to approve the budget so we can fix- Jonny: Yes, everyone hates Games for Windows Live. Nobody likes it! Nobody likes you! Barry: I said it takes years of work to make a good platform. Sir, I told you back in 2007 that it wasn’t ready for release. You’re a bad engineer and you made a bad Steam! Barry: We just need some budget and we can have our engineers- Jonny: ![]() (Rolls his eyes.) Sir? It’s not actually your birthday, but you promised that if I got you cake you’d let us work on Games for Windows Live. He doesn’t look older either, but he does look tired and haggard. Barry is nearby,sweeping up bits of cake that have been flung around the room. He’s got the wreckage of a birthday cake in front of him and is shoving fistfuls of frosting into his mouth. It’s 7 years later, but Jonny is still somehow a toddler. (Ignoring Barry, jumping up and down in his pen.) STEAM! STEAM! STEAM! We’re going to make the best Steam ever! The! Best! It will be bigger than the biggest Steam ever! If I set up a gaming platform will you promise to update the web browser? It’s in really bad shape and it’s making a mess of web standards. You want to create a competitor to Steam? That’s a lot of responsibility. (Growing frustrated.) -keep it updated so all that wasn’t for nothing. We took a pounding to take this beachhead, let’s at least keep it up- Jonny: Don’t you remember the bad press and antitrust case? We took a- Jonny: (Sighs.) Jonny, you already had us install this web browser on everyone’s computer. NO! I don’t wanna work on a stupid web browser. The subtitle in the corner indicates the year is 2006. An exhausted engineer, Barry, is cleaning up Jonny’s most recent mess. Continued abuse of our services will cause your IP address to be blocked indefinitely.Jonny Microsoft is sitting in a playpen in his corner office. Please fill out the CAPTCHA below and then click the button to indicate that you agree to these terms. If you wish to be unblocked, you must agree that you will take immediate steps to rectify this issue. If you do not understand what is causing this behavior, please contact us here. If you promise to stop (by clicking the Agree button below), we'll unblock your connection for now, but we will immediately re-block it if we detect additional bad behavior.
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